This guy is almost up there with Ellen Degeneres's Queef. Pretty damn good.
I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your
attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for
looks. You are clearly a 9/10 and here on ok cupid we only
allow 6/10 maximum.
Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with
your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many Cheetos you
can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer
Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I
would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger
my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.
Cheers
In this blog I teach you what TO DO and more importantly what NOT TO DO in . You'll laugh, you'll be informed, and you'll possibly get pissed at me being so snarky.
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