First impressions matter. And the first line of your dating profile says a lot about you. It oftentimes dictates whether or not I read past that line. A good picture and good, honest hook are vital to online dating.
"There's no way to describe me"
--I think you're a narcissist.
"I LOVE JESUS! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR!"
-- you're crazy and a religious fanatic / in a cult.
"Lemme get dat"
--I think you're from the ghetto, and no you cannot have this.
"I'm polyamorous"
--you can't commit.
"People always think I'm only nice to get in girls pants"
--well, I didn't think that until you suggested it. But now I do.
These are some first liners that I've found endearing. Mostly because they're nerdy and so am I. Just remember like attracts like so if you want a nerd use a nerdy first line, if you want a bootycall then maybe "lemme get dat" is a good opener.
"I'm tired of my princess always being in another castle"
"Looking for my companion"
And here are a few that while they weren't dazzling got to the point:
"Not looking for a hookup. Only those interested in a serious relationship need apply."
"A good man looking for a good woman."
"Southern gentleman looking for his southern belle"
